justanotherfuckedupdayintheoffice

I took this picture last week when I went to see my dentist. I realized that all these parking spaces were reserved for handicapped drivers.

The French, supported by the Dutch, have built a wall between New York and Sydney.

Santé!

• jump like a monkey (P’s idea)

if that doesn’t help

• roll over the floor

if that doesn’t help

• try a combination of the first 2

Reality is bigger than all of us,

he said,

but it still gets a lot smaller right before I go in to work.