justanotherfuckedupdayintheoffice

• jump like a monkey (P’s idea)

if that doesn’t help

• roll over the floor

if that doesn’t help

• try a combination of the first 2

Reality is bigger than all of us,

he said,

but it still gets a lot smaller right before I go in to work.

looking at / trying to understand graphs visualizing load distribution on different databases makes me feel dizzy and somehow lost. they look nice though. at least someone must be working, i have the impression. reason for this seems to be that the peaks are usually to be noticed during eu-standard working hours, 9 to five that is, who are these people? are the paid? properly? hard to imagine but wünschenswert after all. i’m writing wünschenswert because i do not know the english word for that. it means worth wishing. literally.